bombliate:

started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom

(via cuntgradulation)

soclair:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

(Source: vvant, via fancyrab)

justinibiebers:

stuff you ask your mom:

• mom where’s my towel
• mom what do we eat for dinner
• mom what time is it
• mom where’s my phone
• mom when do you come back
• mom what day is it

stuff you ask your dad

• dad where is mom

(via cigarettesandweddingbands)

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

(Source: fefarielle, via sheamacmullen)

colourmeastonished:

fortheloveofemrys:

LOOK AT ALL THE EMOTIONS

I literally didnt recognize her

see i think the problem in twilight is not that kristen stewart is a bad actor

bella swan is just an awful character

^^ HERE HERE.

(via dddlovely)

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(Source: ryanseacresthighfivesblindguy, via fancyrab)

I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.

(Source: tw3rkingpizza, via blackkbirdfly)

rodneykong:

it’s so weird that everyone’s mom’s name is mom

(via blackkbirdfly)

leahintherye:

deathbycas:

lightbane:

thescienceofjohnlock:

femyoloism:

cream—-soda:

john hughes is a beautiful person, pass it on

John Hughes will get laid everyday for the rest of his life.

John Hughes you intelligent bastard.

someone tell john hughes that everyone on tumblr loves him

john hughes deserves all the awards

(Source: , via thissoldierknows)

fake-mermaid:

does anyone else wake up in the middle of their dream, and you just love the dream you’re having so much and you try to go back to sleep thinking about it so it can continue off from the same part before you woke up, or is it just me

(via ganondorfsbestfriend)

certifiedturtle:

alyssaannfrank:

lovelynobody00:

I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have

I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have

I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have

(via grandma-sexual)